NaBloPoMo

Once again i will try to post something every day for the whole month. And there is no theme in November this time, AND i can put an image or a video on the weekends. I'll put the badge in the sidebar tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, seeing that i am posting from my phone again.

I don't have much that i would be dying to tell you, but i think that this joke will do the job.

You might not like it, but i sure found it funny.

3 guys are in a cafė.
One says: I've got the smallest arm in the world!
An other says: I've got the smallest head in the world!
The last one says: I've got the smallest penis in the world!
The 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.
The first one goes in first and returns happy: I've really got the smallest arm in the world!
The second returns happy as well: I've really got the smallest head in the world!
The last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!

Now i'll go and read some articles for my politics class, but You better go and save the world. ;D

He wants to make love fuck, I want to chop his balls off!

I knew this would get Your attention! (And boys probably thought to themselves how cruel and inhuman that would be.) I don't want to know.

I wonder if it is a bad thing that I keep flirting with him when all I can think about is how I will make him fall. Or should I just forget about him? Naa, I want to see him in pain. Yeah. I am a very, VERY sadistic person, but I simply can't help it.

To be honest, it is hard to stop thinking about him. Why? Maybe I lie and the truth is that I want what he wants. Honestly, even I don't know the truth!

P.S. Don't freak out! I am not being serious about the ball chopping!

how racist r u(?)

jeb - (bug) :DDD
karoč vnk sviestojos!
fcbkā tests: How racist r u?
ha ha
BAIGAIS PRIKOLS
esmu rasiste
(neesmu, bet nu. lai jau)